Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Blame Suburbanites

  • While most of his City Council colleagues play it safe (and dull) on social media, the 42nd Ward alderman lets it all hang out, often going after the president himself.

    But Reilly took a break from his criticism of Trump on Sunday to pick on a new target: “suburban kids” who can’t handle their booze.

    “My thanks to Streets & Sanitation for cleaning-up the disgusting mess St. Patrick's Day brought to downtown Chicago,” he tweeted Sunday morning. “No thanks to the thousands of drunk suburban kids who used our neighborhoods like a giant toilet bowl. Never ending cab horns from 1A-5A were a nice touch as well.”
Simple answer Brendan - cancel it all like the Southside did when it got too stupid to control.

One pressing question though:
  • On Monday, Reilly was busy campaigning for Chris Kennedy, among the Democrats hoping to win his party’s nod in the Democratic primary, and did not respond to requests for comment, meaning we do not know how he identified the downtown drunkards, or their excretions, as suburban.

    We suspect the explanation would be amusing, if not entirely reliable.
As reliable as any other number coming out of City Hall we suspect.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told you about those punks from park ridge!🤔

3/20/2018 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brendan is shit faced every weekend downtown. For the parade his people handed out green knit caps with a gold star with "Bauer 29' on them in honor of commander Bauer. Initially I thought it was a nice gesture until I saw it said "Alderman Brendan Reilly" on the back which I thought was rather tacky and self serving.

3/20/2018 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the irony is, Brendan is from the suburbs, if I'm not mistaken.

3/20/2018 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Change “like a giant toilet bowl” to the “toilet bowl it is” and you’re spot on.

3/20/2018 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basically Befuddled Brendon.

Buttastically Bewildered Brendon.

Balless Bumbler Brendon


I done my 3.....

Who's next?

3/20/2018 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let Brendan know the jags are both from the suburbs and the city. I am Irish and I cringe when this day comes around after working these horrid details. I would rather work Bud Biliken as I had less problems there. By the way as long as we have Brendan on the line ask him when he is going to give Donald Trump that $5,000.00 back that he took from him. He spouted off so much that he was going to do it, it's about time or did he spend it on his St. Patrick's Day celebrations?

3/20/2018 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't blame potential voters, or their Chicago resident parents. He might lose votes.

3/20/2018 03:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the same shit in wrigleyville on clark street, addison and halsted with the streets just littered with bottles, cans, paper cups, napkins, empty bags etc. What a bunch of immature punks that dont know how to have fun and be respectful of the neighborhood. Again, these are alot of the suburbanites who always had mommy and daddy picking up after them and i guess they think the maids follow them to our areas. To the suburbanites and punks...stay in your own fuckin neighborhoods!!!! We dont need your money and your body fluids here.

3/20/2018 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least it was not bodies left to clean up. Of this had been a community event they would still be hauling stiffs out.

3/20/2018 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on they was just funning.

3/20/2018 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"to Alcohol! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

--Homer Simpson

3/20/2018 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These same suburbanites will take the Chicago test and become 2-year tact boys to a district near you.
Enjoy!

3/20/2018 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

99 % of the problem were from the citizen of Chicago 1% are Amish it is the Chicago way vote Republican MAGA

3/20/2018 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He does have a point......
Stay in Lombard, Niles, Skokie, Downers Grove,
Evergreen Park, or wherever else you come from if you want to act like an idiot.
In all of the years I’ve been at the downtown detail, invariably it is the non-residents that cause the most problems.

And agreed about cancelling it if necessary. The South Side Parade actually DID do the right thing and shut it down for a while. And not because they were forced to, but the committee realized it was the right thing to do. And after a few years, they brought it back- but now it is a scaled down shell of its former self, due to conditions placed on it.
Accountability, and self-control. If only every community could self-evaluate that way.....

3/20/2018 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its them damn Irish kids from the suburbs. They will be stealing cars from 15, 7 and 5 and doing street robberies and home invasions next. We need to get tough on that suburban crawl that is making its way into our safe City.

3/20/2018 06:47:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I think I'll pass on this one.

3/20/2018 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight, a Democrat can say toilet bowl but a Republican cannot say shit hole. Got it.

FYI, it's the same thing with regard to conveying that the place is filthy.

Democrats......you gotta' love their false self righteous.

America

3/20/2018 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right. Because there weren’t any dirty ass city punks from Niles-ND taking part in the debauchery! I moved to the burbs after 20 years on the job. My nephew attends a north suburban catholic league school that played ND last year in football...what a bunch of ASSHOLES!! And I don’t just mean the dirty city kids but their parents too! First of all, they had a DJ with speakers that would put Garfield Park on a warm summers night to shame pointing right at our stands. They then blasted their finest rap/hip hop at us every chance they got complete with F bombs and N bombs. After we kicked the shit out of them the parents were hurling insults and abuse at not only us parents but anyone wearing our colors regardless of age! I saw one clearly drunk ND woman instigate a physical altercation with one of our students and when Niles PD arrived she flashed a CPD badge and demanded the KID be locked up!! It was disgusting and only after several adults (including myself) intervened and let the officer know it was her that was the offender was the kid released and the entire incident ignored. The exiting students were probably 75% drunk or high...the principal should be ashamed and the parents and community absolutely embarrassed! We shared our story with the other teams’ parents In the conference and each had a similar story. Anyway, point being the dirty city kids need no help from their suburban counterparts to destroy Chicago! Nice try Brendan!!

3/20/2018 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Uncle Wiggly said...

The only parade that matters is Trumps military parade in D.C. this coming November. Can't wait to see the leftists freak out and throw their stupid tantrums. Come to think of it, since November 8th 2016, their whole life has become one big sad tantrum.

3/20/2018 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brendan Reilly" on the back which I thought was rather tacky and self serving.

3/20/2018 12:26:00 AM

A true cad! One season away from being on back back of a garbage truck. Alderman Ha! Ha Ha!



Irish proverb

Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat.

3/20/2018 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The worst part is they start singing when they get drunk.

3/20/2018 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reilly isn't interested in his resident-constituents concerns, which is influx and unfettered active-presence of gangbanger-types who are the muggers, carjackers, shoplifters, and face-punchers causing so much anxiety here in his Near North ward. Reilly serves only himself.

3/20/2018 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Brandon, you sure enjoy the revenue they and their parents generate though.

3/20/2018 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Says the Alderman who’s boozing on Hubbard Street almost nightly. Something tells me he might appreciate all those suburbanites coming into his Ward and spending all their money. Who else is dumb enough to come down there, dump $30 on parking, enjoy $7 beers, and greatly increase their chances of being robbed?!

3/20/2018 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For once I have to agree with this guy!

Working in 019 for the last decade, I see a lot of amateur suburbanites acting a fool and piss drunk almost every weekend on Clark st. and Halsted st.

I also believe the suburbanites would not act like an ass in the quiet suburbs they run back too!

Maybe a special tax for suburbanites is in order!

3/20/2018 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On politics, Cook County Democrat candidate for county tcommissioner Robert Fioretti spoke on the John and Ray Show on 890 am at 8:25 this morning. He stated he was running against the democrat machine. He spoke of the tricks the democrat machine has up their sleeve. He spoke of gang bangers intimidating seniors from going to the polls, manipulation/rigging of ballots, busing in outside voters and democrat party steered lucrative contracts via democrat machine influence.

He spoke of Cook County sponsored judges. Fioretti related that judges must adhere to two requirements. First a candidate must give $55,000 to the democrat party to get on the ballot. Second a judicial candidate must promise not to run on another party's ticket.

He also spoke of a corrupt property tax system in firm control of Joe Berrios and his challenger Prekwinkle. He suggested a common practice of political influence and wheeling and dealing behind the scenes.

Fioretti spoke of the Cook County Care free healthcare system. The federal government forwards $700 a month for healthcare for each citizen/undocumented alien registered in the County Care. Fioretti srgues the money is wasted and can better be appropriated. Interestingly when city issued identification cards are obtained, the free County healthcare program is pitched and the new identities are automatically signed up in this identification package. When the card is issued, they are granted library priveleges and free healthcare via a federal payment of $700/month automatically forwarded to the crooked, corrupt county supervisors. I would of liked Bob Fioretti to suggest a personal health savings account for the poor empowering them to choose or common sense "choice" for health care decision making. Put the poor in charge of their entitled monies introducing them to the everyday concept of pinching pennies stretching those federal given dollars for their "rights" to medical services.

No wonder why democrats without dissension voted for Obamacare. It was the money all along stupid sold under the time tested compassionate heart tugging emotional appeals.



3/20/2018 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My thanks to Streets & Sanitation for cleaning-up the disgusting mess St. Patrick's Day brought to downtown Chicago,” he tweeted Sunday morning. “No thanks to the thousands of drunk suburban kids who used our neighborhoods like a giant toilet bowl. Never ending cab horns from 1A-5A were a nice touch as well.”

You know another suburbanite using this savage city as his personal toliet bowl and piggy bank? Hint, he's about four feet five inches tall and loves to dance about in women's tights...

3/20/2018 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know it wasn't kids from the city since they are smart enough not to go anywhere near downtown.

3/20/2018 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain’t no Irish left in Chicago. The majority of whites are all Eastern Europeans. ( Polish or Russian now)

3/20/2018 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the same shit in wrigleyville on clark street, addison and halsted with the streets just littered with bottles, cans, paper cups, napkins, empty bags etc. What a bunch of immature punks that dont know how to have fun and be respectful of the neighborhood. Again, these are alot of the suburbanites who always had mommy and daddy picking up after them and i guess they think the maids follow them to our areas. To the suburbanites and punks...stay in your own fuckin neighborhoods!!!! We dont need your money and your body fluids here.

So when crossing a magical street, the parents become so much better!

3/20/2018 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Least interesting man in illinois said...

I don't always puke, but when I do....i puke in chicago.

3/20/2018 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually we do need the suburbanites. The taverns in Wrigleyville love them and the money they spend. I agree this whole thing is a little or maybe a lot out of control. I think the taverns should have to pay an extra fee to the city for the extra services. It would be easy to figure out the cost.

3/20/2018 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn’t that bad

3/20/2018 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With or without suburban trash Chicago is still and always will be a giant toilet bowl.

3/20/2018 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think that was bad? Just wait till Loser-Palooza comes to town...again...

3/20/2018 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 3/20/2018 04:02:00 AM
We’ll keep them out when your shithead city youths stop coming to the suburbs and burglarize/steal our cars.

3/20/2018 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to all that Inclusivity-Diversity-Tolerance malarkey he boasts?
Now he wants a Wall to keep out suburban, fat wallet celebratory weekend holiday reveler.
He must prefer the usual feral transient hometown gentry marking the territory.

Concerned the kin of immigrant root are using his Ward as a public toilet.
Did he ever take a Sunday after church stroll along the Riverwalk, lower Michigan or lower Wacker?
Did he ever see Grant Park trash aftermath from the Pink P Hat March ot the nice weather Antifa anti-Trump/Police marches?
Is this hypocritical turkey bird noseless and blind or what.

Sanctuary and liberal sanitation behavioral,practices is for city folk and not the suburban non-voter.
Looks like the city has another Section8’Arena Asshole to contend with.
Shithole’42Reilly, wonder if his constituency approves.
Rahm has nothing to say about his dedicated allies and their bigoted foul mouths.

3/20/2018 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were just using the city streets for what you and the other 49 have created. An open cesspool. Nothing wrong with that better get used to because it will get a lot worse as long as you and the other 49 are in charge.

3/20/2018 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reilly is a Rahm ass kissing scum who took donations from Waterton residential the managing company of presidential towers and let them violate heating ordinances and major building code violations. All Reilly does is take money from developers and bars and drink at the boss bar and make a fool of himself. When is he returning the trump donation? Ferguson refused to investigate his corruption as well as his office manager who was a lobbyist for the same developers trying to get zoning variances. Pays to kiss Rahm’s ass.

3/20/2018 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City kids use it as a shooting gallery

3/20/2018 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the suburbanites and punks...stay in your own fuckin neighborhoods!!!! We dont need your money and your body fluids here.


I was born and lived in the city for decades,Working class family, went to Waller high school with the kids from Cabrini who were delivered on the #10 Larrabee bus, rode the CTA to Montgomery Wards on Chicago ave. to buy back to school clothes, hung out at Fullerton beach back when you could and kept 018 busy with my teenage BS and now your going to tell me to stay out of YOUR city ? GFY ! I Moved to a very near suburb that is working class,no maids,no BMWs. My adult (20s) children don't do the Pats parade and don't act like animals. We welcome CPD eating a bit out of the district,fly the Flag on our houses are good Americans,and if you decide to take on a Cop in my suburb the entire block will come out and have a come to Jesus moment with you . Anytime you would like to build a wall to keep you,your democrat politicians who influence our laws and the animal east of Harlem and us dreaded former Chicago suburbanites on the west feel free, but remember no suburb shopping,no suburb gasoline,pop,smokes,no Costco, Bestbuy, Rosemont movieco (where your teenagers and wives come to safely see a movie and are welcome) Johnnys beef or Gene and Judes. All I give up is a trip to Mannys twice a year. Til then again GFY Sir ! P.S. Thanks to 018 TAC and Patrol for the foot in my ass back in the 70s..went in the Army and did 30 in LE because of your "guidance"

3/20/2018 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

So let me get this straight: this guy is upset that outsiders are coming in and shitting in his garden, but he really hates Donald Trump whose only vaguely consistent political position is that America shouldn't be so eager to let outsiders come in and shit in the garden. Oh right, but of course he's a Democrat. Glorious People's Social Revolution is great as long as someone else gets stuck with the consequences, yeah?

3/20/2018 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this moron cries that the kids from the suburbs cause the problems? In that case, keep your city trash inside the city who commit armed robberies all over the suburbs, vehicle hijacking’s, smash and grabs using stolen cars, retail thefts, etc. Countless armed robberies lead right back to shitty districts. Countless suburb departments who take reports for stolen cars, guess what, magically show up in shitty areas of the city. Until you build a wall to keep your garbage inside the city, don’t expect the suburb garbage to not go into the city. I’ll take the drunks and stupid BS they do well over the countless violent crimes the city trash brings in.

3/21/2018 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brendan how much do you drink? where you drunk when you called your friends in the corrupt media? Oh and that pesky Campaign contribution that you promised to return to President trump is the check in the mail? Funny how Rahm took $50,000 from Trump and when he was asked if he was going to return it he abruptly said "no!" But you breandan said you would, bet you have that little Trumpway sign you took down hanging on your mantle like a proud hunter would display the carcass stuffed of an animal he hunted! Brendan didn't you recently call the police about an incident you were involved in at a bar? just wondering?

3/21/2018 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was born and lived in the city for decades,Working class family, went to Waller high school with the kids from Cabrini who were delivered on the #10 Larrabee bus...

***

Best response ever.

3/21/2018 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News flash for Reilly: You stupid jagoff, downtown Chicago has been a toilet bowl for years, dummy. What have YOU done to fix it? Nothing- just as we thought... Suburbanites have stopped going downtown for at least a decade and maybe even longer- ever since you assholes started eliminating free parking and raised the fucking parking lot rates to fatten your own pockets with our hard-earned cash. So fuck you- and your red light cams. We'll stick to the suburbs, no thanks to you and the other jagoffs at ***"shitty hall" (***insert "Sean Connery" voice here).

3/23/2018 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reilly is a clown who spends half his day at the Boss Bar drinking for free.

3/24/2018 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its really funny that all the bars still kept serving everyone. Maybe the city should of payed for more porta johns? Oh wait we don't have the money for that. Just keep serving and hold your bladder until you hit the city limits.

3/27/2018 06:13:00 AM  

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