Friday, June 16, 2017

Another Design

Keep sending them:


This one is leading the pack so far.

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta get a shittier squad... that one looks too nice to be a Chicago bullshit squad

6/16/2017 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

LOL!

Funniest shit EVER, SCC!

Sent a little Weller 107
(with a real sugar Dr. Pepper
belly-washer on the side) down the wrong
pipe here, fella!

>Koff! Kaff! Kak! Wheeze!<

Keep up the good work.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

6/16/2017 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like the weed rims

6/16/2017 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it is a fact that Rahm is not running to pay down the pension. He should be pointed towards the front of the vehicle. And Father Faker should be having his hand out for his cut.

6/16/2017 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We may have a winner!! Freakin' hilarious.

6/16/2017 01:01:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

Gots to get me Dem father Faker sun screens. Do dey got Ja'Mal too?

6/16/2017 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's funny. Father Pfleger threatens Rahm with protests is he doesn't follow his demands.

6/16/2017 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you put McCarthy's photo under the van?

6/16/2017 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KNOW JAMAL is in that Van Too , lmao

6/16/2017 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets add jessie jackson Jr and Company, Blagojevich, too!

6/16/2017 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like some of you don't know what Ja Mal looks like.
He is on the original squadrol design from June 13

6/16/2017 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Each squad should have Lovey and Lovey's toll free number on the trunk with the following:

"Has this officer disrespected you?"
Call 1-866-xxx-xxxx

6/16/2017 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously though , this whole idea is ridiculous. And then the public picks the winner?

6/16/2017 06:45:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

The best so far.

6/16/2017 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always said that there was a lot of wasted talent on this job.

6/16/2017 07:55:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Hands down, this is the best one so far....LMFAO! Great job!

6/16/2017 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's our pension money he's attempting to abscond.
I would love to see the little asshole held accountable..... after all Rahm is big on transparency and accountability . Right Rahm??

6/16/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where can we send our entries?

6/16/2017 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tha's a cool-looking whip, my man.

Especially dig the dope-leaf rims!

6/16/2017 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those must be Rented Rims, a Dean Angelo Company.
Wiz Khalifa available to drive your party bus.
"If it ain't from Dean, yo rims just ain't clean"

6/16/2017 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger anymouse said...

Forget the CPD vehicles, here is the new proposal for the Not-so-safe-passage program!

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-syY0sJNr2-o/WULOIFK0IsI/AAAAAAABiiM/NnkILZoDqcY17ZxTo9sDJG_EIdMIkiS5QCLcBGAs/s1600/202721.jpg

6/16/2017 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice Hoopdie.....!

6/16/2017 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are those retirees without health insurance under the front wheels?

6/16/2017 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's ok but that punk should be in a TuTu

6/16/2017 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one, Pimpin' for Jughead Ain't E-Z-WE-Zee.

Think about it...$60 million every year goes into AlderThieve Discretionary Funds and we are challenged to design a scoobie van/car to instill a Special Ed kind of trust in the communitay.
Coloring books and yard games keeps CAPS fully staffed, but I guess if they allow the average beat guy/gal a few hours a day INSIDE to develop their prototype it would be a fair kindergarten level coloring contest.

Give that submission The SCC Blue Ribbon.

6/16/2017 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, now that's just nice.

6/16/2017 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget the big j-goff sen Bernie sanders

6/16/2017 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its got my vote

6/16/2017 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well it is a fact that Rahm is not running to pay down the pension. He should be pointed towards the front of the vehicle. And Father Faker should be having his hand out for his cut.



You're a special kinda of special, ain't cha? You might wanna read what it says on the bags of $$$. And then infer (like the logical adults here already did) that he's taking OUR pension $$$ and applying it elsewhere.

JACK. ASS.

6/16/2017 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seeing that i am convinced shave is alive and well.

6/16/2017 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boys, The days of digital printing are upon us. It's sooooo easy to have a different design for each dictrict. That way all the reach arounds are kept local with a few "special designs" to spare. You bring in activity, you can pick a special. And by the way, I have yet to see a design with a toilet in it. Get those crayons out and find a call to milk.

6/16/2017 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friday, June 16, 2016, 7:50 PM
As the sun sets on Chicago this evening,
a man in a black car named Rahm will drive by
the Whole Foods in Englewood, with a giant smile
on his face, with visions of AMAZON (AMZN) dancing
in his head.

6/16/2017 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cops will end up driving AMAZON green squads
pretty soon. After AMAZON gets into the drug
business, Narcan will be dirt cheap.

6/16/2017 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Design
You know it's summer in Chicago once you see
paleta carts in your neighborhood.
Spot Tom Dart, Rahm, Special Ed, Wounded Knee
Dean, call the 800 Number, and get an Amazon Gift
Card worth $100.00. We call that Guerilla Marketing.
The NASDAQ calls that smart.

6/16/2017 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, that's Father Mike, up front in the passenger seat.
If this was England, he would be driving!

6/16/2017 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Plumbers Union will gladly dye the Chicago River
Green every day, to welcome Amazon to town.
Tally ho, Rahm. I'm pissing green beer and money
into the River once I get my Amazon Prime/EBT Discount
for $5.99/month. We all done made it to the big time!

6/16/2017 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Each squad should have Lovey and Lovey's toll free number on the trunk with the following:

"Has this officer disrespected you?"
Call 1-866-xxx-xxxx

6/16/2017 06:43:00 AM


Now that's funny, sad, fucked up and true
all at the same time...

6/16/2017 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The logo shouldn't be "CPD", Chicago Police Department. With all the softness and pandering it should be the :Chicago Po-lease Department."

We "Protect and Serve" is not "We Pander and Cower."

6/16/2017 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the city ever make that payment to the pension fund that was due?

6/17/2017 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well it is a fact that Rahm is not running to pay down the pension. He should be pointed towards the front of the vehicle. And Father Faker should be having his hand out for his cut.

6/16/2017 12:43:00 AM

Funny!!!! You people conjured up that mutt F F! You mention his name and he is out protesting with his minion, the cardinal!
He said that that's enough with the violence, it stops now! He is a complete asshole etc... but he is out, in a safe place, calling out the violence. Shame is he is more than likely blaming the Police for it.

6/17/2017 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To reflect the local Catch & Release judicial system
Please remove the back door of the paddy wagon

6/17/2017 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fund our pension Tiny Dancer.

6/17/2017 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone turn the heat off in the 010th District? I've had swamp ass the last 2 weeks sitting at the front desk trying to stay awake.

6/17/2017 08:04:00 PM  

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