Who Wants $250K?
- Looking for some (semi) easy cash?
Greek billionaire bsp;Alki David might have a job for you — but there’s some risk involved.
According to TimeOut Chicago, David told the audience listening in to the Mancow Morning Show that he is willing to shell out a whopping $250,000 to anyone that is willing to streak in front of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel.
That’s a lot of cheddar, but there’s the price you might pay for doing such a thing. In Chicago, indecent exposure is a Class A misdemeanor, and comes with up to one year in the slammer and a possible $2,500 fine.
We give this thing 48 hours before at least one attempt is made.
Maybe the FOP could arrange for the Board to parade naked in exchange for fully funding the pension?
Maybe the FOP could arrange for the Board to parade naked in exchange for fully funding the pension?
Labels: dumb ideas
posted by SCC at 12:21 AM
28 Comments:
What about that guy who has been arrested 247 times? What will his fine be if he streaks in front of dickhead? And how will he pay it? In crack pipes?
$250K to streak??
Not a bad deal. Like one would spend a year in jail. In Cook County?? Yeah, right. Overnight, released on I-Bond. In court, case nole, TCS.
After taxes, you probably would have close to $200K. Not bad for maybe 10 minutes.
After you see my naked selfie, you'll pay me $250K not to.
Meh. Isn't the naked bike ride coming up soon? Nobody seems scared to do THAT, either. One of 'em will just get off their bike and flash the mayor. Oh, hell; maybe the mayor is participating.
I am afraid that the ladies could not handle a fully naked board parading before the mayor.
Well if the mayor is at the pride parade, there will be hundreds doing this for free, not looking for any prize.
They can make the city money by fining these kids with droopy pants can't they. Oh yea the only thing in forced is parking laws.
Hmmmm... Questions....
Does it specify that the streaker must be male or female?
Is there an age limitation, a mom holding a naked baby?
(Hey kid, we just paid for your college education.)
If multiple streakers streak simultaneously will multiple prizes be awarded or will the one prize be divided?
Great opportunity at the parade!!
Next FOP meeting, I entertain a motion that The Entire FOP Board parade naked in exchange for fully funding the pension!
That'll be easy to do with the gay parade on Sunday and the funny thing is that it will be totally normal behavior for this event-I'm tired of looking at naked people i worked the naked bike ride and over 1000 naked bicyclist riding thru the streets of chiraq escorted by bike cops-wtf kind of society are we living in that this was ok
Before Rahm became such a big shot, I used to get naked in front of him at the bathhouse all the time.
Is this offer retroactive?
I feel so disappointed.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
There's plenty of nude people at the pride parade right in front of the mayor, the police and kids. It's fine people are just "expressing" themselves, you can't hold them legally responsible. Damage a police car? Suck fest at the beach? We're just expressing ourselves.
Cooter will do it for half. Get him the guys number
Class A? That's it? The average joe with no history should be all over this. No way he'd get time in Cook County and, at most, he'd have to drop 1% of what he earns on the fine. Get it in writing and show your bare ass to the mayor.
...and here are some totally unprofessional officers at the London Gay Pride Parade. Face paint, political emblems attached to uniforms...
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article10349999.ece/alternates/w380/Police-Pride.jpg
I hope this does happen.
When it does, every cop around Rahm, including his Sergeant's Pay Security Detail, should stay right where they are and laugh their asses off. Let the bare-assed naked streaker go fleeing into the crowd that will be videoing everything.
When asked, "Officer, why didn't you chase that streaker?"
"HA-HA, I'm not going to get myself hurt HA-HA or risk my job or my pension HA-HA over some damn-fool prank. "
(Note: For $250 Gs, Zack Emanual might be tempted to do this.)
Streaking?
>Pfffft!<
Can anybody find the Shit-Sock Man and aim him at Rahm?
>WHAP!<
What's his address??
They can have their fill of indecent exposure at Pride fest, naked bike ride...no shortage there.
Id do it and while at it I'd stop and piss on his shoes for good measure!!
Call 019 Dist
Lady Godiva for Mayor...
O.G.O.S.S. will do this
Original Greek Olympic Sprinting Squad
have your cameras ready
Where do I sign up!? You can't even get time for shooting someone in Chicago. I'll show my bare white ass to the mayor.
I'll do it tax free and cash!
Class A? That's it? The average joe with no history should be all over this. No way he'd get time in Cook County and, at most, he'd have to drop 1% of what he earns on the fine. Get it in writing and show your bare ass to the mayor.
6/27/2015 08:43:00 AM
In this county don't be surprised if an average joe with no history gets a year in jail for that.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That'll be easy to do with the gay parade on Sunday and the funny thing is that it will be totally normal behavior for this event-I'm tired of looking at naked people i worked the naked bike ride and over 1000 naked bicyclist riding thru the streets of chiraq escorted by bike cops-wtf kind of society are we living in that this was ok
6/27/2015 06:42:00 AM
Agreed. We arrest ONE guy for indecent exposure, but if there's a HUNDRED naked guys on bicycles, we escort them and smile at the cameras while doing so.
Do I need to cover up my tattoos?
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