Tuesday, February 24, 2015

New York Posting

A bunch of stories about the NYPD and New York City

Twelve days without a murder....and then:
  • The murder-free streak is a distant memory.

    Nine people were slain last week following a record setting 12-day long stretch without a homicide, the latest police statistics show.

    The week ending Sunday had eight more murders than the same stretch in 2014.

    The NYPD also reports a 100 percent increase in murder arrests for the same week, from four to eight.
100% increase in murder arrests? Must be CompStat!

Then you have this stupidity:
  • Mayor Bill de Blasio ordered sweeping reforms for the NYPD after the Eric Garner death — but his demands were handled by a goofball police bigwig whose ideas included arming cops with breath mints and spraying protesters with baby oil, sources revealed Thursday.

    Michael Julian, who was appointed deputy commissioner of training in November, lasted just two months on the job before his ridiculed proposals got him transferred out, the sources said.

    “He would come up with these wacky ideas. We would roll our eyes and move on,” a police source said.

    The last straw came in late January — less than a week before Julian was reassigned — when a box of 10,000 individually wrapped breath mints arrived at headquarters.
There's a Keesing Bandit joke in here somewhere....we can just feel it.

And finally, just when things couldn't get any worse:
  • Cops should “take a deep breath’’ — and close their eyes — when dealing with angry people, according to the NYPD’s new “retraining’’ program.

    The potentially dangerous advice is part of a $35 million “smart policing’’ primer by Mayor Bill de Blasio and Police Commissioner Bill Bratton that most of the cops who have gone through it say is completely useless.

    One cop who sat through two full-day programs called them “not realistic’’ and “pretty silly.”

    At one point during the lectures, the cop said, those in attendance were given breathing exercises to learn how to calm down — even when facing someone who could pose a threat to their safety.
Bratton is a fucking moron for going along with any of this. He's there to burnish de Blassio's crime fighting credentials which (as a left-wing radical and supporter of various Central American commies) are really non-existent. It's kind of sad that he's fallen so low as to support something that tells Officers to "close their eyes" in any situation where their life is in danger.

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51 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And people wonder why the NYPD turned their backs on this goof.

2/24/2015 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When reading this I actually was expecting this to be a story from the "onion". Holy shit that is crazy

2/24/2015 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like O's 'Strategy of Patience' reduced from a worldwide scale to a citywide scale. I can see Mayor Bill someday as president.

2/24/2015 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breath mints and baby oil spray?

Did this masturbating fool Michael Julian come up with "snitch boxes" for pilot precincts in the hellholes of Brooklyn and the Bronx yet?

Fuckin' incredible!

2/24/2015 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take a deep breath!?!?

Breath Mints!

I give ya yur breath mints, right here.!

Being of Sicilian extraction what we would do is manga on raw garlic and belch in their direction. Works every time. If it didn't we'd hit upside the head with anything we got, club, chair, pepperoni anything goes.
That's how we deal with stress.

2/24/2015 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NYPD has great cops but unfortunately some how they spawn politicians and bosses that come up with this shit.

And sometimes they export those bosses and ideas.

2/24/2015 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow just wow

2/24/2015 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put your blinders on is pretty much what hes saying, brilliant it might just work so u can retire from your job without any bullshit allegations of torture, abuse, lying, excessive force etc...not bad remember there is no such thing as making a difference anymore its about politics, politics, politics etc....you get the point! Hopefully...

2/24/2015 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bratton sure turned out to be a self serving worthless ass kisser. Spineless coward. Only cares about his legacy and to maybe increase his wealth by writing a book on the backs of the troops someday.

2/24/2015 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a different life I met Bill Bratton many times. I know it's kind of a police mindset to love him like some law and order god who has the working copper's back. Bill Bratton is an asshole who had a magic 19 months twenty years ago. He would strangle the life out of you and piss on your corpse if he thought it would add one ounce of credibility to his legacy. A lot of people, including Superintendent Chicklet Teeth, have made a fortune off those 19 months. He is a nightmare to work for. You see Gun Magnet, Tracey and all these other goofs are trying to hustle everyone, but Bratton really believes this bullshiit about himself.

2/24/2015 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous I'm just saying said...

What a waste of training. How about the citizens behave themselves?

2/24/2015 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NY sooooo needs McCarthy! They really do. You know what would help NY? McCarthy!

I think we could talk McCarthy into helping out in his home city. McCarthy would fix this up in an instant. McCarthy has some great ideas that would help NY.

Did I mention McCarthy?

......and Tracy?

They'd be like Batman and Robin out there.

2/24/2015 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Told you so.

Bratton is pud.

He was the first one of these assholes to convince big-city mayors that outside hatchet men were the way to go.

These fuckers work for their mayors, not the people, and are certainly not there to help the police.

2/24/2015 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill Bratton is now Officially Declared to be a disgrace to law enforcement and a sell-out to politics.

2/24/2015 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bratton is a career hired gun. Jane Byrne tried to hire him back in the 80's before we got Bryzek. If I'm in a situation where you could end up wearing your ass for a hat, the last thing I'm going to do is "close my eyes".

What a stupid suggestion.

2/24/2015 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Revolversaurus (ret) said...

The N Y Post reposting articles from the Onion? That baby oil idea is just what's needed for the Pride Parade!

2/24/2015 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At one point during the lectures, the cop said, those in attendance were given breathing exercises to learn how to calm down
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I recall a civilian CPD training instructor (who by the way is still training at the Academy and who was a former PO) who proposed this technique about 6-7 years ago!
If I recall, he did in fact teach this to some recruit classes.

2/24/2015 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the time u open your eyes you will be next to Jesus or Satan depending on if you were a good or bad copper:-)!

2/24/2015 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in 2005, CPD looked into calming breathing training --but the presenters were clever enough to alter their pitch to not include closing your eyes

2/24/2015 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our equivalent is the legitimacy training, or the more apt name Hug a Thug. They should just issue us and NY Ruby slippers, and when we come upon an angry criminal type who doesn't want to cooperate, we can click our heels together and say there's no place like home and be wisked away from the bad man. Can I have one of those mints.

2/24/2015 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've heard of alternative policing and community policing, but never fantasy policing. If the powers that be insist on going this new route then may I suggest teaching officers the following tactics: 1) the Vulcan death grip: 2) Jedi mind control; 3) and last but not least, the Bewitched Nose Twitch which makes the other person disappear.

2/24/2015 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breath mints? Not at all. I think police departments should go the opposite route and embrace non-leathal, biological weapons. I say DRAGON BREATH FOR ALL! Imagine thugs withering under the horrible exhalations of officers with world class mouth rot, "No, no just don't breath on me! I'll do anything, turn myself in, give the stolen iPod back, serve out my full sentence. Please just close your mouth before I puke!!!!" At the opposite end of the gastrointestinal track, we could have officers who could on will, release noxious clouds of gas that would make the dangerous criminals pass out, rendering them fully compliant.

2/24/2015 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, I wish I had kept the handouts and notes from the many bull shit training and behavior mod classes they made us go through after the 68 convention..

same shit,,different day


old retired sergeant..

2/24/2015 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bigger issue with Michael Julian (the boss with the wacky ideas) is not that he was a police officer for any length of time, but how did such an idiot so far up the chain of command?

2/24/2015 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know SCC, some of the officers in our distrcit have breath that could be considered deadly!

2/24/2015 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What were the cops supposed to do with breath mints and baby oil??

2/24/2015 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great advice. Close your eyes , get punched in the head and then go IOD and enjoy your summer off. Thanks for the free money and time off from this stressful job.

2/24/2015 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The advice is good it's just the timing that is off. When I observe someone commit a minor violation of the law rather then rush in there to take enforcement action immediately I stop, close my eyes and take a few long deep cleansing breathes. While I'm doing this I ask myself if the violation is serious enough to risk having to harm someone if they resist me or attempt to fight. When I open my eyes again they are usually gone and the situation has basically resolved itself, peacefully I might add. The citizen committing the violation probably felt bad after they realized what they were doing might hurt someone's feelings or diminish someone's self esteem and probably won't ever do it again. Sometimes if the violation I've observed really works me up I quickly relocate to a quiet place where I then perform my relaxation technique. I have to say it's really working. My stress has been reduced substantially and I've also found my uniforms stay clean a lot longer.

2/24/2015 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Monica Lewinsky was the one who delivered the breath mints to the seminar.
She vowed 'NEVER to vote Democratic again...they left a bad taste in her mouth.'

2/24/2015 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now close your eyes, click your heels together and repeat to yourself; There's no place like home, There's no place like home...

2/24/2015 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NYPD I feel your pain!!

2/24/2015 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have "legitimacy training"? BS also?

2/24/2015 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was waiting for the last line that said this was a spoof from the Onion. Hard to believe that police work has fallen to this level of idiocy. Get some street cops in the upper ranks before it's to late.

2/24/2015 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That technique has been used a long time. Just went to shoot, and used that technique worked out well shot 30 I'm target thanks good advice!

2/24/2015 12:50:00 PM  
Blogger Krepke said...

Keesing Bandit on the air?

2/24/2015 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

our class was taught the breathing calming technique in 2006 by civilian instructor cline. He loved to do it in class. First time I've thought about it in 9 years.

2/24/2015 03:18:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I have an ample supply of breath mints and baby oil spray in my pretty loft.

After all, I am full service.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/24/2015 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What were the cops supposed to do with breath mints and baby oil??

2/24/2015 08:00:00 AM


I read Bratton's book in preparation for the mustached boner we got stuck with. He came off as arrogant, all knowing and obnoxious in the book HE wrote about himself. Can you imagine what he would have been like in a real biography written by an objective author?

2/24/2015 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What were the cops supposed to do with breath mints and baby oil??

2/24/2015 08:00:00 AM


We know what the guys in 019 would do with them.

2/24/2015 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Brattons advice when McCarthy came into Chicago didn't he suggest that he NOT hire anymore detectives? That is why we have a 11 yr old detective list.

2/24/2015 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The videos will be posted...

NYPD cops closing their eyes...

Taking a deeeeep breath...

And WHAMMO!!! Getting sucker punched.

2/24/2015 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Our self-soothing technique centers on punching an offender's jaw through the back of his head then putting his half dead ass in cuffs...

The cannon of Fuckery is loaded with so much liberal prog-tard bullshit.

You see...
These ignorant head-in-the-sand m/fers with a big "Kick Me!" sign affixed to their asses have pretty much done everything to breed the natural and very necessary directed hostility and aggression out of urban area Policemen...

It is beyond irresponsible, dangerous and disgusting that a so called Police Executive so brazenly bends his buttocks to the anti-Police agenda like that turncoat gump at NYPD.

(Maannnn...
How some M/Fers sleep at night...)

As if the urban Shitbirds got a muthafuckin' memo that they too should be kinder and gentler so as not to offend the tender sensibilities of the very same prog-tards energetically foisting this wrong-headed shit on Policemen in furtherance of their "agenda."

The emasculation/un-manning of big city Policing as a curative for the ginned-up crisis of the moment.

Dispatch From The Bloody Shit-Mud of Urban Policing:

If violence is the only language a muthafuckah understands, The Patrolman by virtue of his sworn office and the real time and hard-eyed reading/application of the law, is compelled to speak the language of violence fluently.

Fuck any and all hurt feelings behind this dispatch.

2/24/2015 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can close their eyes and breath deeply when I drop ass gas in their commie meetings.

2/24/2015 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I've heard of alternative policing and community policing, but never fantasy policing. If the powers that be insist on going this new route then may I suggest teaching officers the following tactics: 1) the Vulcan death grip: 2) Jedi mind control; 3) and last but not least, the Bewitched Nose Twitch which makes the other person disappear.

2/24/2015 06:59:00 AM

Sorry, but if I'm issued a Bewitched Nose Twitch, I'm using it to get the winning Powerball ticket, which will then cause ME to disappear.

2/24/2015 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Told you so.

Bratton is pud.

He was the first one of these assholes to convince big-city mayors that outside hatchet men were the way to go.

These fuckers work for their mayors, not the people, and are certainly not there to help the police.

2/24/2015 05:30:00 AM

Why do people keep saying he was the first when OW Wilson was an outsider here before Bratton became a cop? Does anyone know how beat cops felt when OW Wilson got here? I'm wondering if it was the same old same old. I was watching a program about FDR the other night. The same things we say about politicians today, they were saying back then. It was interesting to say the least.

2/24/2015 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breath mints and baby oil? Oh Keesing Bandit....where oh where are joo?????

2/24/2015 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like jr mints

2/24/2015 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Bill Bratton is now Officially Declared to be a disgrace to law enforcement and a sell-out to politics.

Agree. 100%

2/25/2015 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bratton spreading his special kind of wisdom to all police now.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/24/william-bratton-nypd-slavery-history-broken-windows_n_6746906.html

2/25/2015 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/2015/02/24/call-to-wipe-criminal-records-of-18-35-year-olds

Let's do what they do in the now communist country called South Africa. Just erase the records of the "kids" because it's not fair.

Think it won't happen here? Think again.

2/25/2015 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My kid has 10+ years OTJ in the 41, Bronx - this is what she said when I asked her about any 'troof' to this...

"That is a hundred percent true. They showed that clip in this new bullshit training they gave us. They basically say, the public isnt the problem. The police are the problem"

In-freaking-credible.

3/03/2015 03:31:00 PM  

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